Case In Point: Hitler

You know who was one white son of a bitch?


Hitler.



Check out that pale motherfucker. He's like if snow and paper decided to move to Germany and have a psycho-ass baby together.


Dammit, Hitler. You have made growing up white with German ancestry very difficult and conflicting. Plus there was that whole "ripping Europe apart and murdering millions of people" thing.


God. And all because you can't paint a fucking still life. How about you get a life, Hitler. Oh wait, you can't. Because you lit yourself on fire.


Asshole.