WWPS - Why White People Suck
Proof provided by a white person as to why, exactly, we white people suck.
Monday, November 30, 2009
We Couldn't Come Up With A Numerical System That Wasn't Completely Useless
You might think that those pretty little numbers on your keyboard are part of your ancestry, whitey, but GUESS WHAT? They aren't. Not by...
Sunday, November 29, 2009
Sarah Palin Supporters
Let's all be honest with ourselves: only white people like Sarah Palin. Sure, you can find exceptions, but those exceptions are usually ...
Thursday, November 26, 2009
"I fucking hate this holiday." Only white people would pretend that in a history full of exploitation, horror, and murder that...
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
When We Try to Steal Jazz The Best We Can Come Up With Is Kenny G
Jazz is full of legends. Awesome, musically ingenious legends. You know who is not one of them? Kenny Fucking G. Behold! The elusive G...
We Ruin Christmas
While I'm not 100% sure whether or not this commercial was, in fact, the result of the demented fantasies of a Caucasian, I am 100% s...
Monday, November 23, 2009
Case In Point: Hitler
You know who was one white son of a bitch? Hitler. Check out that pale motherfucker. He's like if snow and paper decided to move to...
We Like To Pretend Jesus Was White
Your ignorance makes Jesus cry. Good job, whitey. The only time Jesus should ever be white is when he's made of marble. Or white cho...
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