WWPS - Why White People Suck

Proof provided by a white person as to why, exactly, we white people suck.

Monday, November 30, 2009

We Couldn't Come Up With A Numerical System That Wasn't Completely Useless

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You might think that those pretty little numbers on your keyboard are part of your ancestry, whitey, but GUESS WHAT? They aren't. Not by...
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Sunday, November 29, 2009

Sarah Palin Supporters

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Let's all be honest with ourselves: only white people like Sarah Palin. Sure, you can find exceptions, but those exceptions are usually ...
Thursday, November 26, 2009

Thanksgiving

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"I fucking hate this holiday." Only white people would pretend that in a history full of exploitation, horror, and murder that som...
Tuesday, November 24, 2009

When We Try to Steal Jazz The Best We Can Come Up With Is Kenny G

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Jazz is full of legends. Awesome, musically ingenious legends. You know who is not one of them? Kenny Fucking G. Behold! The elusive Great W...

We Ruin Christmas

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While I'm not 100% sure whether or not this commercial was, in fact, the result of the demented fantasies of a Caucasian, I am 100% sur...
Monday, November 23, 2009

Case In Point: Hitler

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You know who was one white son of a bitch? Hitler. Check out that pale motherfucker. He's like if snow and paper decided to move to Germ...

We Like To Pretend Jesus Was White

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Your ignorance makes Jesus cry. Good job, whitey. The only time Jesus should ever be white is when he's made of marble. Or white chocola...
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