Sarah Palin Supporters

Let's all be honest with ourselves: only white people like Sarah Palin. Sure, you can find exceptions, but those exceptions are usually drowned out by the unrelenting sea of whiteness present at any function promoting, celebrating or exalting Sarah Palin. I mean, have you ever looked at pictures from those events?


It's like playing Where's Waldo only it's "Spot the Minority." Really, Google image search that shit. It'll entertain you for ten whole minutes before you get depressed and start drinking whiskey mixed with your own tears.


I don't think I need to explain why these people are terrible or why they make me want to spork both of my eyes out before ripping all my skin off in penitence for my whiteness, but here's a video clip to convey my point:



I'm not sure I can write any reaction to this video that's not in capslock or containing so much expletives that it lacks all coherency. But let me just say that I can't remember the actual contents of the video - it caused me such fury upon viewing it that I woke up 2 days later with dried blood in my tear ducts and the smell of citrus in the air. Yes... I had a rage seizure. That's how fucking fist-up-their-own-asses idiotic these fucktarded mouthbreathers are. I almost swallowed my own tongue.


So yeah, fuck you Sarah Palin supporters. Thanks for showing the world that American racism and idiocy are still alive and well.... and that the United States' public school system has failed so many of its citizens in a manner truly spectacular.

We Ruin Christmas

While I'm not 100% sure whether or not this commercial was, in fact, the result of the demented fantasies of a Caucasian, I am 100% sure that this piece of shit a.) features a whole lot of whiteys, b.) was most likely developed solely by white people and c.) the Gap caters almost exclusively to the palest fucking crowd this side of Abercrombie.


So fuck you, Gap. Thanks for ruining Christmas, you cracker bastards.